Taboo jokes
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."
Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."