Taboo jokes
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
My sister asked me, "Brother, how do babies come into the world?" Then my mom said, "Be quiet and fuck your brother, darling."
Is that the answer?
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
Mom (DYM 65).
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Is it incest if it’s out in the open?
Or is it... outcest?
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.