Taboo jokes

What's the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

What's the best part about plowing your cousin?

- It makes your sister jealous.

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

What do you say after committing incest?

No Chromo!

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."

Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."

Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

What's the best part about a dead prostitute?

The second hour is free.

How did the necrophiliac get caught?

Some rotten cunt split on him....

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.

A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.

"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"

The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?

Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂