Taboo Jokes

So there I was, fucking my sister, and she shouts, "God, you fuck like Dad!" I then said, "Damn, that’s what Mom said."

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"

The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."

Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."

What do physically handicapped gay men do after they are done belching? They wipe their mouths on their light blue handkerchiefs after they are done sucking cocks.

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.

Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."

Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."

Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

What's the best part about a dead prostitute?

The second hour is free.

How did the necrophiliac get caught?

Some rotten cunt split on him....

I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.

Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!

This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?