Taboo jokes
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Every culture has weird food.
Australians eat vegemite. The British eat haggis. The French eat snails. The Chinese eat dogs. The Americans eat their young siblings' private parts.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
My sister asked me, "Brother, how do babies come into the world?" Then my mom said, "Be quiet and fuck your brother, darling."
Is that the answer?
My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Incest is wincest.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.