Taboo jokes

What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?

They never get old.

I have a crush on my sister!

Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.

Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA

What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?

"Meals on Wheels."

The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.

What's a priest's favorite toy?

A mute little boy.

What’s the best part about banging twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

How did the necrophiliac get caught?

Some rotten cunt split on him....

How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?

None.

Because I don't make jokes.

Once you've had the mother,

Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.

Why does family love family?

Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.

Digging stuff up is too hard.

I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.

Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.

Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.

My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!

So Kenny finally found his one true love.

But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."

Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.

How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.