Taboo jokes
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
I eat dick.
I have a crush on my sister!
Incest is wincest.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.
Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."