I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
When a Muslim dies, he gets 72 virgins.
It's the same thing with priests, except the virgins are children.
