Taboo jokes

What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?

They never get old.

What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?

"Goodnight, Mom!"

Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?

Once you've had the mother,

Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

I fucc mi brother.

Slob on my knob.

I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.

I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.

I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.

I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭

What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?

Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.

My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!

Why can't an orphan suck my nut?

A girl can, one knows how.

What's hot and hard?

Me when I look at children.

Mom (DYM 65).

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

Incest is wincest. (That was above.)

Fun for the whole family!

Next of kin, count me in!