Taboo jokes
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What is harder than steel?
My cousin at the family reunion.
I have a crush on my sister!
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
I eat dick.
Incest is wincest.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Once you've had the mother,
Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Today is Elder Abuse Awareness Day.
Unfortunately, they're still not giving lessons on how to beat an annoying Alzheimer's patient without leaving a mark.