Taboo jokes
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
If anyone's gonna be fuckin' my sister, it's gonna be ME!
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
Cunt.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
Dead baby jokes never get old...
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
Their family portrait is also a dating app.