Taboo jokes
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
Cunt.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Dead baby jokes never get old...
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My girlfriend called me a pedophile.
And I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old!"
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
I eat dick.