Taboo jokes
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
I'm a rapist.
What did the priest say to the other priest during baptism?
"We better clean our sex toys before we play with them."
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
What's funny about dead baby jokes? - They never get old.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?
They both like cracking open a cold one.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.