Taboo jokes
How do you trick a homophobic heterosexual male that is a Roman Catholic priest into using the glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar?
Tell him that it is a confessional booth.
What’s worse than finger banging your sister?
Finding your dad’s wedding ring.
I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."
Cunt.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Dead baby jokes never get old...
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
Our Human Services Minister is just mad because his wife cheated on him 20 years ago.
With their brother.
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
Why is it so hard to find people defending suicide in any discussion?
Because they are really committed to their cause.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
I eat dick.
Incest is wincest.