What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Dead baby jokes never get old...
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression... It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiiii fuck ur mom
Incest is wincest
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old
The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
I fucc mi brother
I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
