What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!
Dead baby jokes never get old...
If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
In Alabama...How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood
Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...
It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.
I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!
Incest is wincest.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old
The last 2 words you say after sex before going to sleep ?
Goodnight Mom !
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
I fucc mi brother.
Slob on my knob.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
