Taboo jokes

I woke up to my daughter riding me in bed. I asked, "What are you doing?" She replied, "Making a Creampie."

Cunt.

What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.

I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of a dick fuck does that!

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

Dead baby jokes never get old...

I don't fuck my mother all day long. I fuck my mother for only 6 hours a day. Sometimes it's 7-8 hours. It depends on how busy my siblings and father are with their work.

If you shit in a church, is it a holy shit?

What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!

How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?

It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.

In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.

Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?

A: Cum on your cousin's face.

Irritable Bowel Syndrome saved me from depression...

It’s hard to feel empty when you’re so full of shiii fuck ur mom.

I eat dick.

Incest is wincest.

What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?

They never get old.

What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?

"Goodnight, Mom!"

Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.

Once you've had the mother,

Don't tell me you've never been tempted to do the daughter.