Swimming jokes
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool? Posiedown.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
When you go to the community pool
Community talk
chat wish me luck i got a swim meet tmrw
I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.
Coming out of my cage And I've been doing just fine Gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I'm falling asleep And she's calling a cab While he's having a smoke And she's taking a drag Now they're going to bed And my stomach is sick And it's all in my head But she's touching his chest now He takes off her dress now Le… Read more