Support jokes
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Why did the orphan die?
He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.