Support jokes

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I support you.

Son: I like you.

Dad: Get out and into my room!

My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.

Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?

He thinks she should stand up for herself.

I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!

Why was the stadium so cold?

Because of all its fans!

Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?

A: The pizza can support a family of four.

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?

Hang in there!

Have they tried switching him off and on again?

LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).

Abortion is a difficult topic for me.

One hand I support it because it kills children.

On the other hand, it gives women a choice.

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

Why are orphans always sad?

Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.

My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."

People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.

I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.

If I were an object in this world, I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

If I was a pizza topping, I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.

I'm a star! Because one of these days, I'm going to crash and burn...

If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die, I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.

I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.

If I was a food, I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.

I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.

If I was a mythical creature, I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.

I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.

My soul is a raisin because it's dried up, shriveled, and not everyone likes it.

I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.

I'm like the moon because as the month progresses, my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.

I'm like an extremely powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.

I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.

I'm like a shitty book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.

My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce, and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape, but the more they try, the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety.

Help me....