my bother went missing 5 years ago he also supported TRUMP he is currently dead in my basement in a chest in a cupboard
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Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke Rio supports it hahah
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
Do you know why orphans dont have parents ? Because no one rasied you
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied, because he can’t stand up for himself
A fat homeless person begged me for food so I said “I can see your dinner you had plenty”
I made a website to support orphans... It just needs a home page...
I don't get progressive leftists these days, they claim to be supporting BLM but they aren't pro-life
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I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
How do you keep a Biden supporter in suspense?................. ....................................
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
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hahahahaha.........Autism.
Welcome to alexs orphanage, you make em, we take em.
Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible and you will hurt so many people that love you. That’s why no one will be hurt.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism Teacher: What? Boy: Well... Never mind, he's well supported
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Other jokes:
1. Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.
2. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?
3. How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.
4. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!
5. How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
6. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
7. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.
8. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied she came to me saying I’m getting bullied I told her stand up for her self
