Support jokes
A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.
His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I support men.
Are there support groups for men?