Support jokes

My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

Why did the orphan die?

He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that.” Then I unplugged his life support.

What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"It will be over soon."

My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺

I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!

My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.

I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?

A MAGAzine.