Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I support men.
Are there support groups for men?
A teacher in Scunthorpe asks a class what their favorite football team is, saying, "Raise your hand if it is Scunthorpe." Every student but one raised their hand. The teacher asks, "Why don't you support Scunthorpe?" The child answers, "My parents support Grimsby, and so do I." The teacher comes back with, "Why are you copying your parents? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad a druggie?" The child answers, "Then I'd support Scunthorpe like you dirty bastards!"
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
There were two sisters. They said they were supporting nine eleven, so I shot one of the sister's kneecaps, and the other sister got shot in the head.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Yo, Bloon... what bitch where the fuck my child support camo Bloon? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
