Superhero jokes
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Iron Man dies.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
What starts with "s" and ends with "erm"? SuperM.
This means both "matrix" and "master" so take out the "u" and then you just get "master". When you think of sperm, you think of porn. If you're a master at something, you're also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!