Superhero jokes
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
I'm Batman.
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What do you call Cap and Spider-Man? Spider-America!
What can Miles Morales do that Spiderman can't?
Hug his parents.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.