Superhero jokes
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"