What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The flash.
Robin: "The car's not working." Batman: "Did you check the battery?" Robin: "What's a tery?"
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Wanna hear a joke about the flash? "Never mind it's too fast"
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?
Spider man Far from home
Whats the favorite spiderman film form orphans?
homecoming
Actually, Iron Man is Fe Male.
If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Where does the Batman go to pee? The Batroom
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
