Superhero jokes
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What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What's the difference between Batman and Robin?
Batman can go to the store without robbin'.
A fish is dead, who do you call? Aquaman!
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What is a superhero’s 🦸♀️ favorite drink?
Fruit punch!
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.