Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What the difference between Clark Kent and Chicken Noodle.
One is Super. The other is just Soup.
Why would an orphan be a good spiderman
Because his parents will be far from home
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
Whats the favorite spiderman film form orphans?
homecoming
What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?
Spider man Far from home
Wanna hear a joke about the flash? "Never mind it's too fast"
If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer
Where does the Batman go to pee? The Batroom
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie? “Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the world trade center.”
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said spiderman, no way home. I said "Proabaly becuase its so relatable, right?" He started crying I dont know why.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the tom holland spiderman movies with me and he started crying..
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero? Because they can actually land a home.
Q:What’s the difference between black panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns”
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises..
