Superhero

Superhero Jokes

Orphan

I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.

Two orphans fighting in the rain.

Man

A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.

“Super Power Beer,” he says.

“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”

Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.

“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.

Splat.

The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”

Ironman

What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

Emo kid

I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

Batman

I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."

Phone

Joker gives Batman a phone.

Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"