why is Beast Boy so good at flying? Terra hasn't forgiven him
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
Orphan:I wish to be like batman
Genie:Your wish is granted Orphan goes home his parents are dead
What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.
You heard of spider man no way home. Now get ready for. Orphan: no way home.
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch
I, am Thor. And next year, I will be five
what did jessiey do jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn heyyyy gas
What do superheroes 🦸♀️ put in their drinks?
Just ice 🧊.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
What is Spiderman's favourite rice Uncle Ben
megamind
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space does that make him an Australien
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
