Superhero jokes
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Why did Spider-Man decide to buy a laptop?
So that he could design his own “website.”
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
A man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up.
The executioners asked, "How'd you do that?"
He said, "I had magic chips. Here, take some."
They eat them, jump off, and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says, "You're a real a**hole when you're drunk, Superman!"
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
Me imagining how Batman's hairline looks like.
Nobody: Me: His hairline kinda do look like a Batman symbol.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the batmobile, Robin!"
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?