What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
A poor person came up to me and said your ugly i said you remind me of SpiderMan SpiderMan no way home
If batman is half bat and half human how was he made.
"He wasn't because u can't f*ck a bat"
In the new Justice League movie Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that? Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Your hairline is so far back that green lantern became blue torch
what movie does an orphan hate?
spider man far from home
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther? Batman returns
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
what did jessiey do jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn heyyyy gas
What is Spiderman's favourite rice Uncle Ben
Chris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space does that make him an Australien
megamind
I, am Thor. And next year, I will be five
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? ITS A PLANE
Captain America is a 106 yo virgin
i told some orphan that you can see your family but I meant spider man home coming...
Imagine this whole “dr strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him😂😂
Couldn’t Be Me😂😂
Sonic says: Gotta go fast! The Hulk SMASH! Orphan says Gotta go home!
