Superhero jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
Memes
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?
A: Batman “returns.”
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.