Superhero

Superhero Jokes

Orphan

Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

Me: "You should be Batman."

Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

Superman

Why do people want to jump off buildings?

Because they want to become Superman.

Batman

Q: What’s the difference between Black Panther and Batman?

A: Batman “returns.”

Orphan

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Batman

Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.

Orphan

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

Orphan

Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?

Because they can actually land a home.

Hammer

If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

Batman

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???

Batman can go out at night without Robin.

Difference

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Booty

Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

Mineta: ...go on...

Denki: Ochako's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it?

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: *cries T_T*

Batman

I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!

Sodium

Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!