What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
