Superhero jokes
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What’s an orphan’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
What is an orphan's favorite naval film?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?
Spider-Man: Far From Home.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
I was watching Avengers and I thought I saw a grape, but it was just Thanos.