You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”