You know why they call her Wonder Woman?
She's always wondering where she parked her invisible jet.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why didn't Superman save the Twin Towers?
Because he's a quadriplegic.
Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?
"Never mind, it's too fast."
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman? Batman returns.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Why did Peter Parker take Gwen Stacy to an orthopedist?
Because her neck was killing her.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
Cause I am Batman!
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.
why do orphans like spider man 100% of them are like him
Orphan: I wish to be like Batman.
Genie: Your wish is granted.
Orphan goes home. His parents are dead.
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
