If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
What does a South African batman wear? A cape.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
Sixteen molecules of sodium walk into a bar. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"
Genie: "Wish granted!"
When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
Read this word:
Heroine
Did you read it like the drug or like a female superhero?
Robin asks Batman what are you getting your parents for Christmas Batman gets mad slaps Robin and runs off crying
now you know why Batman beyond was born when Bruce died cause of death: suicide
So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
How did Peter Parker get caught as Spider Man? Well, he weaved a really tangled web and Aunt May saw it.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
Robin: "The car's not working."
Batman: "Did you check the battery?"
Robin: "What's a tery?"
If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
I accidentally walked on the lego batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back.
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
