Superhero jokes
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
Why doesn't Batman have super vision?
His parents died.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.