Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Joe Mama so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"
