Super Bowl

Super Bowl Jokes

Helen Keller

When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,

Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.

Spoon

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Superbowl

The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹

Sport

When your friends [are] talking about sports:

Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁

Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱

Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." πŸ˜ΆπŸ™€

Mom

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Mama

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Mama

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Mom

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Mom

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

Game

The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.