What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping of a roof
Hey I have a joke for you
My life hahah I wanna die
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low and the cliff was non existent and now you took the poison !"
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach and an deppresso expresso".
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
I told my mom to get rope for a project and when she got home I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
Today a child asked if I was an angle, I asked why and he said "mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
I get so many thing stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe " " why?" "Because I want to hang"
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
Dad: I heard and actor killed them selves with a knife, it was Reese something. Mom: Witherspoon. Dad: no with a knife you dummy.
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."
Hey are you suicide? Cause I dream of you every day <3
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
I have a choking kink, so i will enjoy hanging.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide ? You can't do anything he's already on line
