I either want to hang, stab, or shoot myself. I'm dying to choose.
I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide but the roof fell off.....
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
I know I'm valuable I come with a barcode
I could be red I could be orange I could be yellow I could be green, I could be blue I could be purple but I would be dead
(Q) what movie do emos relate the most to? (A) suicide squad.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides
That day is called "April Fool's"
The depressed kid wanted a high-five from the tree, but it left him hangin'.
Why did hitter kill himself
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
If you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm.
If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting.
It isn't any of those if it's suicide.
Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
