Suicide jokes
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
I'm a magician. Watch my closing act at the end of the rope.
Why did my wife leave me? I wish I knew.
My life.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
Let's have toast in the bath.
What does Kurt have in common with painters?
They paint walls.
Hi, I'm Depraashin.
Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
What do cutting boards and a suicidal teen's wrist have in common?
They both have cutting marks.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Jimmy watched in horror as Alex told the suicidal man to do a flip.
DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."
And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...
On the floor.
And died.
The end.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.