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if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT
Me: what do you call 4 depressed kids
my friend: what?
me: the suicide squad
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt
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DON'T COMMIT SUICIDE, THAT WOULD MAKE DJUNGELSKOG SAD!!!
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
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I help suicidal people
BTW verb not adjective
a priest sees a man about to commit suicide the man says "I have nothing to live for here I will die go to heaven and get 72 virgins" then the priest says "no need for this I will take you to the local elementary school"
When there's no piñata at the party but the emo kid just hung himself
why did the emo kid try high five the tree
so it can hang him
Ever had that feeling that suicidal people are a big contributor to the razor blade industry? Well they aren't. Why? They aren't repeated customers.
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i was riding my bike when i saw a mans head in the wheel. it was mine.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair (RC-XD)
How did Capetian Hook kill himself, he wiped his butt with the wrong hand.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That longer than I'll live.
