Suicide jokes
A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"
What makes sad people jump? A bridge.
I only have sex with suicidal bitches because that pussy [is] limited edition.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
When someone tells me to kill myself,
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
What did the rope say to my depressed ass?
~ Hey, you wanna hang?
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
My friends were worried that I was making suicide jokes so much, so I said, "Don't worry, you won't have to hear them much longer."