Suicide Jokes

You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl

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Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.

its better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? happiness never lasts forever

Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :⁠^⁠))

and slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^⁠_⁠^

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral

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Why did helen keller's dog kill it's self? I would to if all I heard was daaaaaaah!

How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up He pressed the red button

What do you a group of depressed kids?

The suicide squad

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

whats a depression person favorite drink ?? coff- na jk bleach..

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law

Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.

I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...

So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, "After this last drink, I'm going to the roof to kill myself." A guy sitting next to him says, "I wouldn't do that if I were you.", in which the man replies, "Oh yeah?" So, they both take their shots and go up to the roof. The guy says "You're not gonna die, watch this!" He jumps off the roof and comes back up. The man rubs his eyes and tells him to go it again. He comes down and comes back up. The man says "Cool, let me try!", and he jumps down only to kill himself. The guy goes back to the bar, and the bartender says "Superman, you're an asshole."