Me lol
I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!
I be ready to commit suicide. But when it comes to jumping out my window im scared ash
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves. Motherfuckrr that's a suicide watch
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
My dad killed himself - because he was Hitler
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide because you won’t bring back afterwards
My Mom said: I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied. Well i said: Have you seen her?
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five but instead, he ended up hanging
we have dicided to delete this part of this site on 10/24/2022
if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Why did the orphan die? He killed himself because the lack of a support system made him depressed.
When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
