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I sucked your moms anis

Me and my mom order Chinese food. My mom grab the egg roll, and start licking it up and down, and sucking on it in from of the Chinese delivery. I said why are you doing that for. Then my mom I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food.

me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don't it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived

Person: you suck!!!!! Me: tell that to your mom and she’ll say the same thing, honey 😎

You know, Ebay sucks. I was looking for a lighter and it gave me 18,906 matches

Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks... Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!

Why did the turkey suck my bacon because it wanted cum in its mouth

What's a similarity between blondes and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to turn them on before they start to suck.

My new leaf blower doesn't work. It Sucks.

you all suck

Suck my dick

(Ron Jeremy)

u suck

jokes suck

You're like a vacuum cleaner. Why? Cause you suck.

My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock, I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick but he said it doesn’t taste that bad so I’ll give it a shot

There was a cleaning lady with a vacuum cleaner. She sucked!

Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”