Suck jokes
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.
I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
Ernie and Burt were camping in the woods, when they woke up Burt asked Ernie "how did you sleep?" Ernie replied with "I slept amazing! I had a great dream that I was in a magic candy world and was sucking the most tastiest lollipop I'd ever tasted in my life."
Burt replied with "Good to hear, I slept amazing too. I had a dream that I was in heaven surrounded by angels, and one of them was giving me a blow job."
I hate it when people say to suck it up... I mean, sometimes I don’t want someone’s dick in my face.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Suck all the bread!
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
I saw my sister sucking a big toe.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.