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Suck Jokes

Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’. (This joke sucks ik 🥲)

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house

Two men were were on a hike through a forest when on of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake the other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened the doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, ''have u got the cure'' hiker number two just said nah mate your dead