Suck Jokes

me: what is the different off ur mom and a mouscito. friend: let me guess they both sucks u.

Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house

Why do catholic priest suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish? because it taste like a vienna sausage

The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole

Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺

almost all of you suck, if your following me hah this isn't a joke but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh, kys wade =D

yo momma so gay you sucked her balls

I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throat a banana. I said why are you doing that for. I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood.

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him. (sans undertale)

Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls because he is nuts about them

Lets say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world. Now, I get my head chopped of. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what its like to suck my own dick.

How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick

Poor bleach on it

Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital. Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good. Guy #2: Why, what is it? Guy #1: Turns out, I have Prostate Cancer. Guy #2: Oh man that sucks... Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!