Suck jokes
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Being a man that is poor really isn't that bad as long as you are involved in the world's oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills.
Lack of money is the root of all evil. 😊
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
"This vacuum sucks!"
Vacuum: "Yes, I do."
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
Yo mama is so ugly, when there was a tornado, the tornado refused to suck her up.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
There was a woman. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher.
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Suck my balls!
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.