Suck jokes
Rape victims suck, literally.
When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke weed.
Jack and Jill got high, and Jack ripped Jill's clothes right off her. Then Jill ripped Jack's clothes off. Jack, when they were fully naked, they started to kiss, but Jack stopped. Jill said, "I know you wanna." Jack said, "No," but Jill jumped on that candy stick anyway. Jack gave in to Jill.
Jill got off, then let Jack suck her candy stick. Jill sucked on Jack's candy stick.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
Memes
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Suck!
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
How is a marriage like a hurricane?
In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.