Suck jokes

A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"

And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."

And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"

And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."

When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke weed.

Jack and Jill got high, and Jack ripped Jill's clothes right off her. Then Jill ripped Jack's clothes off. Jack, when they were fully naked, they started to kiss, but Jack stopped. Jill said, "I know you wanna." Jack said, "No," but Jill jumped on that candy stick anyway. Jack gave in to Jill.

Jill got off, then let Jack suck her candy stick. Jill sucked on Jack's candy stick.

Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?

Because when they win, they lose.

What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?

Your job still sucks!

How is a marriage like a hurricane?

In the beginning, there’s a lot of sucking and blowing, but at the end, you lose your house.

Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.

I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.

Another joke, I know they suck.

What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.

I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.

Suck!

Why does Britain suck at chess?

They lost their queen.

So there was a reason why I hated math.

I suck at problem-solving.

Knock, knock.

You suck my iron with you and mommy.

You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

Why do orphans suck at baseball?

They can never find home.

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.

I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.