Success jokes
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Suiiiii!
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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.