Success jokes
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
Anyone go to Success Jonesboro, AR?
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
Once I took a test on waving signal flags.
They said I passed with flying colors.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Suiiiii!
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls? A roll model.
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
"Nancy be like I sucked my way to the top."
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.