Success jokes
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
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If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Who needs parents to be great?
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don鈥檛 know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I鈥檓 going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I鈥檓 a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it鈥檚 like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What鈥檚 an orphan鈥檚 least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It鈥檚 not like they can tell their parents.
What鈥檚 an orphan鈥檚 least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can鈥檛 see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don鈥檛 know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why am I so successful?
When I was told to go big or go home, I only had one option.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don鈥檛 work out.
Baller.
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 馃拃馃拃馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
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Peace out! <3
CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.
Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.
Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
It鈥檚 about drive, it鈥檚 about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what鈥檚 ours.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"