Stupid jokes
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
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Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
The joke about is stupid.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”