Stupid jokes
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
The joke about is stupid.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Stupid.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.