Stupid jokes
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Stupid.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
The joke about is stupid.
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!