Stupid jokes

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

Stupid.

A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.

The dolphin did it on porpoise.

Person 1: A life.

Person 2: I don't get it.

Person 1: Exactly.

The sun is already bright, stupid!

The joke about is stupid.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...

Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.

A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”

A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”

The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”

Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”

Things said by racist aliens:

"Some of my best friends are Green."

"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."

"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."

"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"

"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."

"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"

"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."

"Get out of my store you grigger!"

"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"

What's that stupid girl in your class called?

Thot.

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”