Stupid jokes
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
The joke about is stupid.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”