Stupid

Stupid jokes

Guy

    • I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!

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    • Woman

    • Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.

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    • Yo Momma

    • Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

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    • Stupid memes

    Face

    • Jaylie 😠: I don't care, what he said was so out of line!

    Harvey 😁: It's funny!

    Jaylie😠 : He said "Stupid, silly bitch face I raised! I should have known!" That's not funny, Harv!

    Harvey 🙁: Come on Jay. Give Chris a chance?

    Jaylie 🙄: Sorry but I'm a stupid, silly bitch face he raised. He should have known!

    Harvey😟: That's not true!

    Jaylie 😣: He even made fun of Kalierien. She is so sensitive!

    Harvey 😡: SHUSH!!!!

    Kalierien😡: Hi guys, how's your day?

    Harvey😁: Good!

    Jaylie 🤬: Mine was like living in hell!

    Kalierien: 🤬SAME!!!!!

    Tuna

    • What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?

    You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

    What happened to the glue?

    I knew you would get stuck on that!

    Idiot

    • Sorry, I don't have a joke here... Just wondering how idiots end up here complaining about offensive jokes when you ended up here. You had to click that section on purpose, right? If you can't take it, piss the fuck off... If I'd be gay and I'd look up gay jokes and get offended... how stupid is that?

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    • Friend

    • My friend: "Ya mama so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!"

    Me: "That joke's older than your mom!"

    Bitch

    • Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

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    • Parrot

    • One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer...but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out.

    "I'm so sorry," he declared! "I don't know what came over me, and realize I shouldn't have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way...what did the chicken do?" 🐔😂

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    • Pig

    • Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.

    Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

    Class: A cow says "moo moo."

    Teacher: Good!

    Teacher: What does a sheep make?

    Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."

    Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?

    Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"

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    • Drama

    • Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!

    And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!

    Best, Tenya Bailey.

    Mama

    • Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

    Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

    Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

    Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

    Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

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