What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
What do you call a legless cow?
Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What's that stupid girl in your class called?
Thot.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Ur forehead is soo big that I can’t even see ur hairline and ur stupid forehead face.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
