Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
The joke about is stupid.
Stupid.
A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.
The dolphin did it on porpoise.
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
