Stupid

Stupid Jokes

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)

My girlfriend is so stupid she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying a a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Your mama is so stupid. Your dad said "you're driving me crazy" so your mom handed him the keys and said you can drive.

Your mama is so stupid. We was playing catch I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.