Stupid jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall!

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Why did the Titanic sink?

Because the people aboard are stupid.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.