Stupid jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.

I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!

Why did the Titanic sink?

Because the people aboard are stupid.

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

Your mum is stupid, just like you.

What do you call a legless cow?

Handicapped and stupid and monke and food.

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."

Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

A stupid dolphin makes an annoying noise.

The dolphin did it on porpoise.

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.