Stupid jokes

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Why did the Titanic sink?

Because the people aboard are stupid.

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"