Stupid jokes

Ah, what's that on your face? Oh, I forgot, that is your ass. It's so ugly, you stupid-looking bitch!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

How do you make a mime cry?

You kill his family right in front of his stupid face.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account?

You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that-

(Destroys phone cutely)

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.

Why did the Titanic sink?

Because the people aboard are stupid.

Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.

Your mama is so stupid.

Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

What season is it when you're on a trampoline?

Spring time!