Stupid jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

How do you rape a girl?

By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!

The president of the USA is so damn stupid. His mother must have taken Tylenol while she was pregnant with him, or something.

If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.

What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.

What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.

What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.

What's a skeleton's favorite meme?

Ken Bone.

Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...

Why can’t moons walk?

'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.

None of these are even funny. Just stupid.

Why does Ella have cancer?

Because she’s stupid.

What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.

I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!

If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?

(Stupid People)

Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.