Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?π You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Why canβt moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because sheβs stupid.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
Donald Trump is so stupid his fanboys dislike this.
"You are stupid. You canβt even ride a baby pony!"
Okay, who the heck is watersharky? He just tries to "help" people, and he just posts stupid songs because he acts like he is depressed.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Stupid cow.