Stupid jokes

I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.

Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”

Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.

I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!

What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.

How do you rape a girl?

By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!

What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.

What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.

What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.

Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.

Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!

If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.

Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...

What's a skeleton's favorite meme?

Ken Bone.

None of these are even funny. Just stupid.

Why can’t moons walk?

'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.

Why does Ella have cancer?

Because she’s stupid.

If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?

(Stupid People)