Stupid jokes
A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him. Later, he brings the man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go, but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were YOU thinking about?”
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
I'm Canadian, and I admit we've done some stupid things. But we've never given nuclear launch codes to a literal retard.
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, “Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says, “Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to straighten her pubic hair and burned her balls.
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Guys, can we stop this stupid drama? I just wanna post my "Doin' Your Mom" lyrics and funny jokes! Please stop it!
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Yo momma so stupid, she pooped in the shower.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
What's a skeleton's favorite meme?
Ken Bone.
Why are all these pathetic jokes about school shootings?😒 You all are so fucking pathetic... Humanity is officially gone, stupid bitches...
None of these are even funny. Just stupid.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought a donut was dough shaped like a nut.
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.