What did the shoes say to the pants? SUP, BRITCHES!
Where do boats go when they get sick? The Dock
Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!
Why do people shake ciggrate boxes? To wake up the cancer
What ended in 1999? 1998
What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?....... A redneck virgen!!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Knock Knock who's there? The chicken
Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.🥁
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
There were three indians that got kick out of the tride. One said "me find food" and he came back with a decent size rabit. The other two asked him what happened he said "me see rabit me shoot rabit and rabit fall down dead. The 2nd indian "me find food" he came back with a good sized deer the other two asked him what happened he said"me see deer me shoot deer deer fall down dead. The third indian said "me find food" he came back crwling mising a leg and an arm and he was all cut up the others anded what happened he said "me see train me shoot trai train no stop
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.
What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building? -- Catching it with a pitchfork.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!
