Stupid jokes

Stupid Jokes

Rabies

Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!

Redneck

What do u call a girl that runs faster than her brothers?

A redneck virgin!

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

Antenna

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible, but the reception was great!

Car

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁

Indian

There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.

One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."

The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."

The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"

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  • Friend

    What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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  • Blonde

    Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."

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  • Them

    What's the best thing about 28 year olds?

    - There's 20 of them.

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  • Baby

    What's even funnier than throwing a baby off a building?

    Catching it with a pitchfork.

    747

    What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?

    Boeing boeing boeing.