small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What does the depression person say to the happy person? Damn I wish I was on the stuff your on lol.
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
What's the difference between a orphanage and a supermarket
People actually want stuff in a supermarket
A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.
First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
what the difference between a thanks giving turkey and my kid.I only stuff the turkey
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
This stuff is messed up you people
My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away." the next time my Aunt visited she said "Where is you daughter?" my Mom said "I took your advice"
What does a skeleton say when it has alot of stuff?
"I have a SKELE-TON of stuff to do.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well I have! I was wrongfully accused of larsiny yesterday, im not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.m
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "
At school, bobby boy's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "why are you crying". Bobby says "someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die". His mom looks him straight in the eye and says "depends, which one are you referring to?"
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Becasue he was too stuffed.
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
Why are people joking about this stuff?
who delete my stuff??? woooow you racist just because i hispacin
So the other day I was looking up zodiac sign stuff you know im a real big fan of that and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have there own hairstyles... except cancer.
