New Stuff Jokes

My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."

My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."

Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

How does a rapper fix stuff?

With a RAP-AIR

What’s black and white and red all over?” “A crushed nun!”

“What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?” Slow natives.”

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

A failed marriage is like an Avengers movie.

First someone snaps, then half your stuff is gone.

my husband is mad that i have no sense of direction. so i packed up my stuff and right.

dpnt comint susid that stuff kills u

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves

Friend: Whats that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box

so i walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff and no one ever told me you cant put put phones in the bathtub

I rate the atmosphere of Isreal a 10/7 real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.

Roses are red Get on the ground gimme your stuff get ready to drown.

Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.

Random person: What stuff?🤨

Me: What?

The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!

Me: colourful flamingo fart.

Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today. And treat others how you want to be treated! Rate your day scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.