Stuff Jokes

The last number of your like is the amogus you get.

1: Amogus trollface 2: frogus 3: amogus in 2013 4: chogus 5: classic amogus 6: wait this isnt amogus 7: amogus drip 8: amog sus 9: amog stuff

Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well I have! I was wrongfully accused of larsiny yesterday, im not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.m

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When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "

What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it-moscow

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed

Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party came up for the weekend at the end of the week I was going to get my birthday cake for the day

I rate the atmosphere of Isreal a 10/7 real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says "No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY *clap clap clap clap*".

So i saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, what are you doing?

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: that sounds pretty SIMPle.

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Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?

Becasue he was too stuffed.

Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.

Random person: What stuff?🤨

Me: What?

The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!

Me: colourful flamingo fart.

Dont trust Atoms...... They make up stuff

so i walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff and no one ever told me you cant put put phones in the bathtub

I use to have a imaginary friend who I could talk to a he could grant me wishes and stuff.. and the I stopped going to church

What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

Hey! give me my Nickelback!

Gwen I set out som chats for us just got to pr! btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff so I am usng my schol computer I don't have long but I will make sure to have som tim 4 u