Puns

Anonymous

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

Difference

Jake Paul

What’s the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

Ear

HAHA
  1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

  1. What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip!

  1. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

  1. What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

  1. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells!

Legs

bigpapi

Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?

None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.

Puns

Anonymous

my name is gunter, gunter gunter is dead gunter gunter stuffed my cats head ;D

Bear

Chengjun Lin

why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his desert?

he was stuffed.

Puns

A teddy bear

Why doesn’t a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed

Puns

Abderahmaan Assad

Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?

Becasue he was too stuffed.

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