Study jokes
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
How did the nut study for its test?
It used the inter-nut.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
Why are Asians good at math?
Because the dog can’t eat their homework.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Make him read a book.
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked too much!
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it has many problems.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.