Study jokes
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!