Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time! Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!
What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
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Why do Asians excel at math? Because their dog can never eat their homework
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A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
(Kizaru's back.)
Dating a girl and studying mathematics. Both gave a headache
