Study

Study jokes

Banana

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

Black Hole

Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.

Memes

School

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

London

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!

Lie

Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.

Son: Okay, I'll do it!

5 hours later...

Son: I'm done!

Dad: I lied.

Son: So did I!

Grade

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

Student

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

Black Hole

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Mom

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Weight

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Penaldo

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!