A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had cool subject! The subject was about the Pendulum, the man who statpaded against small teams and camped in pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test
How did the nut study for its test? It used the inter-nut.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Make him read a book
Why did the clock out the library?
It tocked to much
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
Study tip: laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction".
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Kid:Hey what’s black and sneaky! Social studies teacher:Harriet Tubman
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood
my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
I was at school one day and my teacher gave me home work and once i got home i did not do my home work but i watched TV after movie i finally went to go do my home work i was almost done with my home work when i got to the last question i didnt know the answer so i asked the closest living being to me witch was my dog and i asked him: whats two minus two? he said nothing
A recent study has found that beer contains female hormones
A test group of 100 male volunteers each consumed six pints of beer, and the effect was they all talked endlessly about nothing and couldn’t drive for shit
IN THE MORNING AT 6:30 AM
Teacher : who fought in the world war I ME : Trump & Biden Teacher: Oh ok ..... well good job class see you tomorrow and study your books
AFTER SCHOOL
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing ''She looks at her clock'' Teacher : And now I am sewed
why did the girl study in the tree she wanted a higher education
