Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Why did the girl study in the tree? She wanted a higher education.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
Santa was in my social studies book. He was a redcoat.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
