Study

Study jokes

Test

Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.

Friend: What were the tests about?

Me: Japan.

Banana

It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

School

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

London

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!

Lie

Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.

Son: Okay, I'll do it!

5 hours later...

Son: I'm done!

Dad: I lied.

Son: So did I!

Grade

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

Student

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

Black Hole

Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈

Mom

Your mom is SOO stupid, she was studying for a COVID test.

Weight

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Penaldo

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!