Stress

Stress jokes

Wreck

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

Hairline

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Memes

Cat

What does a cat say when it's angry?

- Stop stressing meowt!

Depression

Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.

Life

Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.

This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).

Depression

Regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist.

Me: I'm depressed, so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time, destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches, and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain.

Album

Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?

Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.

Homework

When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.

Anxiety

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

Time

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

Dick

When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.

COVID-19

The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

Friend

My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D