A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping and I was starving so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times but nothing new was in their
Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
I don’t orphans work at dollar tree?cause it’s a family business
what do you call a stupid mannequin? a dummy
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him wheres your mom and he cried. Why?
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Where do orphans get there stuff from?
The reject shop
who are the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims they went through 91 stores in a 11 seconds
*walks into sex shop* Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex please.
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
True Story
A CO was receiving inmates as they're being recalled from their assigned jobs to prepare for count. An inmate that had passed the officer returned bleeding through his trousers from his crotch. The inmate had an argument with his lover who had told him that he wasn't enough woman for him. As the inmate was bleeding he was crying out. "He doesn't love me anymore!!" The officer called for medical assistance and went into the assigned cell. He found the severed penis. He fished it out of the toilet and placed it in a plastic bag with ice. He claimed that the medical staff at the hospital could reattach it. He took a ribbing from his fellow officers, because ,most would've flushed it. I retired and months later saw a fellow officer at the store. As we caught up, I mentioned that the last incident I responded to was 'the severed penis' the officer tells me that the inmate severed his penis again after it was reattached and flushed it himself.
Your hairline so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in-time before it grew
What’s juice wrlds favorite place to shop at
Answer forever 21
Whats the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
