yo mamma so stupid she starved to death in a groacy store
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
what did 1 pay with at the store. a 1/4 ;)
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down: TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY".OK!!!
5 people went to a store the ask for a menu”the waitress said”I will be right back.
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
a depressed guy walk into a utensil store and finds a knife but he didnt stab himself.... part 2 coming out tommorow
I once saw a one handed man in a second hand store. I said to him: "i don't think they have what you're looking for sir"
Grocery stores are like IKEA:you have to assemble the food yourself
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
*A priest walks into a wine store*
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
Do you know where priests go at night???????
To all night sale a boys r us
Next time at walmart I'm going to scan my wrist they are basically barcodes
If I went to walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. Clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today ma'am...we have every flavor you can imagine". Old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream". The clerk says, "Sorry ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have". ""Ok" she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream". The clerk says just a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream". The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?". Finally totally exasperated the clerk says, "Wait a minute lady. Can you spell Van as in vanilla?". "Why of course young man" she says, "V-A-N". "Right" the clerk says, "Can you spell Straw as in strawberry?". "Well of course, Straw", she replied. "Ok then" he says, "Now spell Fuck as in chocolate". She says, "There's no Fuck in chocolate". He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!".
Why does a married heterosexual man want a anonymous blowjob at a glory hole inside a adult book store? because he doesn't want his wife to find out that he got a blowjob from another man
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Algorithm.
Algorithm who?
Think Algorithm to the store.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
