Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
so an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk the cashier goes ''woah why so much'' the orphan goes ''my dad never came back with the milk so well here we are ''
one day, a chicken went to the nail store. He asked the "owner" where the shampoo was. "BRO IM NOT THE FRIKKIN MANAGER" the guy said. So the duck walked away. The next day he went back to the store and asked a pregnant lady why she was so fat. The lady punched him and ran away. The duck cried. Then he went to the lady's husband and said that he must be tired of being married since she punches people every day. The man punched him. The duck assumed they were the punching couple. The duck walked, and then fell in a ditch and stayed there to die. The pregnant lady and her husband were very pleased >:) muhahahahahahaha
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
blonde walks in i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. comes back the next day with brown hair. i want to buy that tv. seller:i dont sell to blondes. thats it howd you know i was a blonde seller: because thats a microwave
So an orphan walked into a store he gets lost and the store clerk asked do you need help finding your parent and the orphan ran out crying
one day i asked my mom where kids came from--- she said the man who went to the milk store
5 years later he came back--- and left again
My Dad went for some *MILK* , HE NEVER CAME BACK :)
Yo mama is so fat she got locked in a weapon store and she broke it down with out any weapons.1
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.
what did 1 pay with at the store. a 1/4 ;)
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down: TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY".OK!!!
5 people went to a store the ask for a menu”the waitress said”I will be right back.
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
a depressed guy walk into a utensil store and finds a knife but he didnt stab himself.... part 2 coming out tommorow
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
Grocery stores are like IKEA:you have to assemble the food yourself
A man walked into a shop and asked the shop keeper for a potato-clock. The shop keeper said, 'I dont know what a potato clock is' The man said, 'me neither but im starting a new job and my boss told me work starts at 9 so id have to get a potato clock
