Stop jokes
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!
People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”
Mom: Son, did you go to school?
Son: What if I said yes?
Mom: You are in school! *slap*
Son: Mom, I am moving out and I am moving in with my girlfriend.
Mom: You are with...? Please don't move out =(
Son: Mom, stop! So what if I am moving out? I am moving into my girlfriend's home. It's only for school.
Mom: Well, you are kicked out of my home!
Son: Good.
Mom: I am sad now. Why did he move out?
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