Stop jokes

Once there was an old lady...

Congratulations, stop bragging!

Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂

Please stop hurting people's feelings, or they'll hang around the house.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"

What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.

Orphans: Going 180.

Having a stroke?

Stop it!

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.

🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.

No, not like you can ketchup!

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?

Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!

A twin engine has two engines.

If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.