Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.
"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
You're gay, stop reading.
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the chair file a restraining order?
The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!
I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
