Stop jokes

A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.

A gay man offers him a drink.

The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.

"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."

The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.

Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.

They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"

He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."

So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"

Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!

They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

Earlier that day...

Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.

Mission on space.

Mars: Moon? You okay?

Moon:...

Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!

*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*

Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.

Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!

WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.

So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.

The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.

You're gay, stop reading.

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

Why did the chair file a restraining order?

The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!

I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.

People: Stop joking about such serious issues!

Me: Kill yourself.

When do you go at stop and stop when done?

I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.