Stop Jokes

Your gay stop reading

I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.

People: Stop joking about such serious issues!

Me: Kill yourself.

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"

Me: Knock, knock.

Teacher: Who is there?

Me: Boo.

Teacher: Boo who?

Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!

Teacher: ......

Me: Aw man, detention again.

Salute to this awesome setup

Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!

The woman said stop, but the man kept going, so the wife just kept fucking.

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

"Rosex, why you search that?" Does it mean "Roblox sex?" Kid, stop!

Why did the chair file a restraining order?

The booty wouldn't stop cracking up!

what hit the floor first the emo or the apple the apple the rope stopped the emo

I put my fish on a leash so I could teach him to walk. Then I took him out for a walk. Then, when I put him back in the tank, he stopped moving.

When do you go at stop and stop when done?

I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.

Why don't rappers ever become chefs?

Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!

How do you stop a baby from crying?

Throw a brick in its mouth.

Stop joking with cancer.

- From a survivor :)

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻