Stonks Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

Rose

Omnom · 4 years ago

Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.

Company

Anonymous · 9 years ago

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

Scientist

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Stonks

The image contains two parts. The first part is a screenshot of an article with a title "Genetically Engineered Catgirls are Possible, Scientists say, 'but we lack funding.'" and an anime picture of a catgirl. The second part is a picture of a man with a big nose, wearing a black suit and a black hat, saying "Good day, gentlemen. I am here to change the future."

Trade

Anonymous · 4 years ago

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

Mental Illness

Anonymous · 4 years ago

My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

Fortune Teller

Anonymous · 11 years ago

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

Red Dot

Oi You! · 3 years ago

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Stock

Wade · 2 years ago

Stonks

A photo of Dwayne Johnson's face is superimposed over a stock chart. The text on top of the image reads: "My brain at 3am: Dwayne the 'stock' Johnson". The background contains numbers and graphs.

Bike

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Stonk Adventure

The image is a three panel comic. In the first panel, a Stonk character is riding a bicycle, saying "WooHoo". In the second panel, the character says "Hmm, I wanna stop". In the third panel, the character has fallen off the bike and is lying on the ground, saying "I boke my Bon".

Ohio

Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

type shizz

A white text on a black background, formatted like a series of 'be like' statements describing a progression of absurd events. It starts with 'Girls be like: We hate all men so we turn lesbian,' followed by 'Boys be like: Uno reverse! Turns gay.' Then, 'Girls: Shocked Pikachu face,' and 'Sperm trying to get into each other: Confused stonk.' The next lines are 'Goku: has sex with Wednesday' and 'Wednesday: Pregnancy 100.' The text concludes with 'Me: Only in Ohio!'

Hitman

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Stonk Boi: I’m a hitman

A Stonk Boi character with a cat body, wearing a white karate uniform, holds two guns. The text “KARITAE” is on top of Stonk Boi.

Scroll

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Erg

A four-panel comic strip featuring the Stonks character. In the first panel, he finds a chest in a cave. The second panel shows him opening a scroll with bright light. The third panel displays the scroll reading, "News Flash: You suck, Stonk." The fourth panel shows him running away. The text on the image includes "We finally found it...after 15 years", "The scroll of truth!", "News Flash: You suck, Stonk", and "NYEHHH".

Woman

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Stonk Boi: How to make all women hate you.

A meme with the Stonk Boi character holding two guns pointed at the viewer. In the background, there are two women. One of them is smiling, while the other one is looking shocked. The text "DATAINTING" is at the top of the image.

Chad

原田 · 2 years ago

A black and white photo of a muscular man in a white tank top and jeans. Above him is text that reads: “> goes to onlychads.fans > invests in Chad trading card NFTs > gets stonks for the boys > leaves”. A very small watermark "SLEEKINTEARS" is visible in the lower right corner.

Character

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Stonk

The image is a meme with Woody from Toy Story and a Tom Nook character next to a Buzz Lightyear character with a Stonks head. There is an inset image of a monster with the text "SILLY INC", and the text "WRLD" appears at the top.

Stonk boi

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Stonk Boi: Give me dat

The image features the stonk boi character with a blank face and smooth head on a red background. The top text is 'YO MIEM' and the bottom text is 'OWUAR MIEM'. A hammer and sickle is visible in the background.

b.o

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Meem

The image shows the 'Stonks' guy from an internet meme, superimposed over an image of Leonardo DiCaprio at a dinner party. The text above the Stonks guy's head reads 'B.O DICAPRIO'. There is also the text 'SILLY INC' in the bottom left corner with a small, green cartoon monster above it.

Stonk boi

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Who to Call: Stonk Boi! (ft. Mr. Bankrupt, Thonk, and Mr. Troll

A group of figures is depicted in an office setting. At the forefront is the Stonk Boi character wearing sunglasses. To his right is a troll face with a red nose, and on his left, there's a figure with a red laser eye aiming a gun, along with a Santa hat wearing face. The text on the image says "LOAIYEAR" in a white box.

Share

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Stonks

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a picture of Winnie-the-Pooh with a slightly displeased expression with a text next to it reading 'I bought 100 shares of stock'. The lower panel shows the 'Stonks' character looking very satisfied with a text beside it reading 'I boght 8999 sharrs of stonk.'

Algorithm

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Algorithim meme (sorry no Stonk boi today I’ll do 2 tomorrow)

The image shows a figure that looks like the Matt Mii character from Wii Sports with a serious expression and arms crossed. He is standing in front of a stock market chart with an upward trending arrow. A text balloon says "Bans". There is also the text "Silly Inc" and numbers that are stock-market-related.

Community talk

Silly Sonka

Stonks

Silly Sonka

Who wants e to make Stonk 182

Silly Sonka

Poll · 2 years ago

Who wants to join Silly Inc?

Rules: 1. You have to add the Silly Inc watermark to the top left corner of your meme 2. Make sure you post a Stonk Boi daily 3. Obey Rule 1 and 2. 4. Do 3. 5. Comment if you are joining. 6. Follow Rules 1 thru 5.