what do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like a egg? Humpty dumpty!!!!!!!!!
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies? Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Have u ever noticed When a woman is pregnant aII her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats" but none of them touch the man's penis and say "weII done"
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach ?
Stop eating caterpillars
What is 1 + 1? They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach" but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
YO MAMA SO FAT, NASA USED HER STOMACH TO JUMP TO URANUS IN SECONDS . 🍐🍆
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Whats the point of hiding the screaming speedbump you ran over? You might as well hit it again to A: Stop the screaming B:Make it look like an actually speed bump and C:... You think its Hilarious the noise it makes when you ran over its stomach
what did the policeman say to his belly button?
YOU'RE UNDER A VEST
Diarrhea
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! Thats not going to help!" She said. "Sure it does." he said. "Its the only way i can see the numbers."
There were three babies in a moms stomach. One baby asks, “what do you want to be when you grow up” The other baby answers, “a doctor I want to help people, what about you” “I want to be an engineer, I want to make things, what about you” he asks to the third baby. “I want to be a hunter”. “Why” the other babies ask. “I want to kill the snake that spits on my face”
