Still Jokes

Doctor: I'm sorry but your surgery will cost a lot of money. Buuuuuut what's this behind your ear? Oh it's still cancer

How many babies does it take to light up a basement?

I don't know, my basement is still dark.

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student, and still get all the D's.

I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the latter son?"

You mamy is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas and it’s still downloading

Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can i have some milk?" He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: "No your dad still isn't back with it."

I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile, I hold the record for the widest ass hole.

Even if there were no gravity i would still fall for you......🖤🖤

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder

Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.

How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than three because the basement is still dark!

"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

What’s the difference between a black person and snow tires?

Snow tires still work after you take the chain off.

if you play minecraft: your dog is still waiting for you in the world you made along time ago.

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."