Still jokes
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."
All these oranges, but you're still the one for me.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker?
Your job still sucks.
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
After all these walkers, you still walk over me.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry? He goes back "four" seconds!
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
What is worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that? The one at the bottom is still alive.
What is worse still? It has to eat its way out.
What's worse than that? It went back for seconds.
How many babies does it take to light up a basement? I don't know, my basement is still dark.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.