Still jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
Why am I still alive?
Pills give me stomachaches, blood makes me faint, height frightens me...