Still jokes
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
How many orphans does it take to change a light bulb?
Obviously more than three because my basement is still dark.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
I got the new phone with longer lasting battery, but it still lasts longer than your relationships, ooooooooooo!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
...
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I'm sick of crying; tired of trying; yes, I'm still smiling; inside I'm dying.
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”