Steven hawkings jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.