Steven hawkings jokes
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
How did Steven Hawking die? His WiFi disconnected.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!