Steven hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.