Steven hawkings jokes
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?
Hospital or Currys PC World?
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.