Steven hawkings jokes
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)