Steven hawkings jokes

Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.

Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

Where did Stephen Hawking go when he broke his leg?

Hospital or Currys PC World?

Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.

They took him to PC World for repairs.

What did Steven Hawking say?

Nothing.

Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

What were Steven Hawking’s last words?

ERROR 101.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...

Just kidding!

How did Steven Hawking die?

He blew a fuse doing an update.

I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.

As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.

What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.

What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.

I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!

I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!

Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?

Neither has he.

In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.

In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂