Steven hawkings jokes
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.