Steven hawkings jokes
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What noise did Steven Hawking make when he died?
Windows shutting down.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.