Steven Hawking said there is no God, Then God said there is no Steven Hawking
What's steven hawking's favourite type of comedy?? Stand up
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar.....
Oh wait.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawkings house? No neither has he
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
Why did Steven hawking die,he ran out of data
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
what was the one test steven hawking couldnt pass? the beep test
Why did Steven hawking snot go to heaven ?
Because there is no ramp to heaven
