Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
Steven Hawkings Jokes
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of comedy? Stand up.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Have you ever walked past Steven Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of data.
