Steven hawkings jokes
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar, the bartender says...
WAITTTT WHATTT
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.