Steven hawkings jokes
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell, not heaven?
Because there is a stairway to heaven, but there is not one to hell.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
What's black and sitting in a chair? Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.