How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Steven Hawkings Jokes
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
