Who's never the last man standing---Steven hawking
Why did Steven hawking go to hell Why did Steven hawking go to hell Because there is a stairway to heaven
Because there’s a stairway to heaven
What was Steven Hawking favorite genre of music? Rock and Roll.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
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Why did Steven hawking die, he lost WiFi connection.
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
What's the difference between steven hawkings and a baby - the baby is still alive'\
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The Legend1 day ago Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils? 5 0 0
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A Alastor Already From Hell14 hours ago What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4 2 0 0
C COLINGAMING2000915 hours ago A funny joke
knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you" 3 1 1
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where did steven hawkings go when he broke his leg? hospital or curries pc world
What did Steven Hawking say? Nothing
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
Why didn’t Steven hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway not a rampway
why does steven hawking need some screens
he needs to win those fortnite tournaments and get to champions league
Why did Steven Hawkings go to hell? Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
So Steven Hawking wake into a bar... Just kidding
Steven Hawking Died due to the bios update, he shutdown cuz the power cable got chewed
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
What was Steven Hawking’s last words? ERROR 101