Steven hawkings jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
I'm logging out.
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.