Steven hawkings jokes
Stephen Hawking died.
Why can't Stephen Hawking win any arguments?
Because he can't stand up for himself.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?
"Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"