Steven hawkings jokes

Song

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

Bar

Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.

(Not Original Joke)

Death

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He rolled away and his charger unplugged.

Stephen Hawking

Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.

Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.

People

Why did people bully Steven Hawking?

Because he couldn't stand up for himself.

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  • Olympics

    Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

    Kleenex

    Depends

    Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

    Velcro Shoe manufacturers

    Steven Hawkings Publishers

    Music

    What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.

    Wheelchair

    Have you ever heard Stephen Hawking sing?

    "Head, shoulders, wheels and frames, wheels and frames!"

    Screen

    Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

    He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

    Heaven

    Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.