Steven hawkings jokes
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
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What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.